My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

I enjoy watching Good Morning America over Sportscenter

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Lost too much weight and can’t afford a new wardrobe. PGP

No amount of water can fix this Adderall and coffee induced cotton mouth. PGP.

When you’re still paying the price for going out on Friday the following Tuesday. PGP.