I actually enjoy reading. PGP.

My coworker just turned on her space heater. We’re in Texas and it’s July. PGP.

I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.

Knocking on the doorframe because the door is open. PGP.

Taking personal advantage of Fathers’ Day sales because you need them more than your old man. PGP.

Only using your business cards to register for free lunches at restaurants. PGP.

I don’t know what I want to do with the rest of my life. PGP.

Getting shin splints from stop-and-go traffic. PGP.

Let the thermostat wars begin. PGP.