Pinch me and I will end you.

Not having to change the time on certain devices, because I couldn’t change it in the fall.

Earning $0.01 on your savings account. PGP.

Female coworkers slowly becoming more attractive as time passes by. PGP.

Saying “its Monday” after every time you drop the ball. PGP.

Counting down the years till I get a finger up my butt. PGP.

Not being an astronaut. PGP.

Starting to sound like your father and/or mother. PGP.

The decision between generic or brand name. PGP.

Thinking “I used to act like that?!” when you see 21 year olds having fun at the bar. PGP.