Whoops, got drunk on a Tuesday. PGP.

Debating a vasectomy after watching my boss’s kid for a half hour. PGP.

Giving the boss a little chin music at the company softball game. PGPM.

Extra innings on a weeknight. PGP.

Bringing your lunch to work so you can afford to drink after. PGP.

Shamelessly “nice work”ing all my comments. PGP.

Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

My paycheck bounced. PGP.

Buying high. Selling low. PGP.

Budget cuts. PGP.