Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.

I ate peanut butter sandwiches for lunch and dinner yesterday. I hate 31-day months. PGP.

Sneezed at the urinal, pissed on my tie. PGP.

My birthday treat was adding guac to my burrito that I’m eating alone at my desk. PGP.

The fine line between judgment and jealousy when you find out a friend’s parents still pay their rent. PGP.

Not being funny enough for the PGP wall. PGP.

Wearing athletic shorts while eating an entire pizza. PGP.

Intentionally avoiding the cute teller at the bank, because you don’t want her to see your account balance. PGP.

Ugh. PGP.