Making eye contact through that gap in the stall door. PGP.

I swear my company installed wi-fi blockers in all the restrooms. PGP.

Just told a joke to the guy in the cube next to me. He wasn’t there. PGP.

Getting so bored at work that you actually do work. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Counting down to a three paycheck month, so you can put it all towards your student loans. PGP.

I was going to spend all day at work applying for new jobs. I gave up by 10 a.m. PGP.

Wanting to do something but not wanting to get out of bed. PGP.

Realizing “Friends” is bullshit, because I don’t even know five single people much less hang out with them across the hall. PGP.

Enjoying Timehop more than your present day Facebook. PGP.