Desk sores. PGP.

Feeling hungover despite not drinking the night before. PGP.

I let all the vegetables in my fridge go bad. Again. PGP.

Bad girl gone good. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

Watching 60 Minutes. PGP.

I ate a hamburger bun for breakfast. PGP.

Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

Your PGP submissions getting more action than you this summer. PGP.

A company partner asked me “What do you want to be when you grow up?” PGP.