This series is heading towards this type scenario:
Mia- you are such a good friend; I appreciate your friendship so much
Max- want to have drinks on Thursday night?
Mia- sorry, I’ve got a date with a guy I met the weekend you were at the farm. He seems to have a great sense of humor and works in corporate law.
What is truly astonishing is that during her continued funemployment, Girl hasn’t been able to stay in good shape. I know there are blogs to write and real estate agent tests to study for, but surely she can fit some time in at the gym.
I think there is a difference between this at the local muni and the county club. Lots of times the old guys invite me to join them when I’m playing by myself.
Adjusting a hipster’s attitude is a great feeling. I have found (from personal experience) that ordering a “cage-free” coffee from Starbucks really goes over poorly with the hipster baristas.
And Girl has gotten her mojo back. If looking down on service industry employees, judging her frenemies on their fashion choices, and leading Todd to a mid-life crisis complete with a convertible and mistress were skills, Girl would work for McKinsey & Co.
I can’t imagine being a woman. Guys just want booze, strippers, and a casino for a bachelor party. Except those gross hipsters who want to go on a nature hike or something awful.
“I’m just not in a place for a relationship right now. I really want to focus on myself.”- The phrase of every girl desperately pining for a relationship who will drop this facade at the first sign of interest.
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This series is heading towards this type scenario:
Mia- you are such a good friend; I appreciate your friendship so much
Max- want to have drinks on Thursday night?
Mia- sorry, I’ve got a date with a guy I met the weekend you were at the farm. He seems to have a great sense of humor and works in corporate law.
Cop- what should your punishment be?
LaTarian- maybe no video games for the whole weekend
Nothing like someone working for a tip being condescending about your order.
Buying jeans with holes in them is akin to listening to a Chainsmoker’s album… painful and trashy.
The best part of the 70s and 80s was that when you went to the bar, the Chainsmokers weren’t playing on the jukebox.
What is truly astonishing is that during her continued funemployment, Girl hasn’t been able to stay in good shape. I know there are blogs to write and real estate agent tests to study for, but surely she can fit some time in at the gym.
How’s a guy supposed to =NPV with only monitor. Gotta have cash projections on one screen and future valuations on another.
I think there is a difference between this at the local muni and the county club. Lots of times the old guys invite me to join them when I’m playing by myself.
At least 20% for a tip. That’s a mighty high standard to set.
Drago’s charbroiled oysters are some of the most amazing things you’ll ever put in your mouth… giggity
Adjusting a hipster’s attitude is a great feeling. I have found (from personal experience) that ordering a “cage-free” coffee from Starbucks really goes over poorly with the hipster baristas.
And Girl has gotten her mojo back. If looking down on service industry employees, judging her frenemies on their fashion choices, and leading Todd to a mid-life crisis complete with a convertible and mistress were skills, Girl would work for McKinsey & Co.
That is not a subtle text. But you can’t be the shoulder to cry on… Give her a respectable amount of time (4 days) to grieve, then ask her out.
Charbroiled oysters at Drago’s. Trust me.
I can’t imagine being a woman. Guys just want booze, strippers, and a casino for a bachelor party. Except those gross hipsters who want to go on a nature hike or something awful.
“I’m just not in a place for a relationship right now. I really want to focus on myself.”- The phrase of every girl desperately pining for a relationship who will drop this facade at the first sign of interest.
I didn’t know people still wore cotton polos. Duda probably pairs a cotton polo with some Capri pants and motorcycle boots.
Like a Chainsmokers song, Girl is the manifestation of all things terrible.
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Chunky tennis shoe from Walmart to the back of the legs… kids nowadays would probably sue their parents for that.