Breakfast is leftover pizza. Think about heating it up in the oven but that seems like too much work. Luckily I had the wisdom to order pepperoni, much like early period Lana Del rey buffalo chicken doesn’t age well. The cold pizza pairs exceptionally well with the hot cup of coffee I brewed. Top the meal off with a pinch of wintergreen Copenhagen, Skoal reminds me too much of lacrosse initiation. 15 minutes later add a little more Cope, to ensure bowel movement.
Aye papi…
Quick question what are the 5 main sex positions:
1. Missionary
2. Girl on top
3. Doggy
4. Spoon- Rarely used
5a. Wheelbarrow? Never used
5b. Crying yourself to sleep? A personal favorite
Let her win? I say crush her. What better way to show you’re a fun laid back guy than Gronk spiking a bean bag. You could also show off how progressive you are by stealing the Mia Hamm shirt over the head move.
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Drank half a bottle of wine and spent 40 bucks on deodorant. I blackout on the weekends to avoid disasters like that.
I ordered an XL pizza on Sunday and didn’t eat all of it. That meal prep will help me have a stress free next couple of days.
Mcdonald’s Breakfast burritos before a morning flight will leave you feeling great.
Monsenieur
Breakfast is leftover pizza. Think about heating it up in the oven but that seems like too much work. Luckily I had the wisdom to order pepperoni, much like early period Lana Del rey buffalo chicken doesn’t age well. The cold pizza pairs exceptionally well with the hot cup of coffee I brewed. Top the meal off with a pinch of wintergreen Copenhagen, Skoal reminds me too much of lacrosse initiation. 15 minutes later add a little more Cope, to ensure bowel movement.
Spoon is the baseball of sex positions in that it lasts forever and there isn’t much action.
Aye papi…
Quick question what are the 5 main sex positions:
1. Missionary
2. Girl on top
3. Doggy
4. Spoon- Rarely used
5a. Wheelbarrow? Never used
5b. Crying yourself to sleep? A personal favorite
You’re just figuring out what men have known for years. To quote a true legend, I keep getting older but they just stay the same age.
Starts dating a new girl; declares dating apps dead. Suspicious timing
Perfect weather, beautiful women and a deep and unyielding social pressure to be unbelievably healthy. What’s not to love?
The real benefit to staying late is the ability to dip with out shame. At 5PM I turn into a Skoal fueled spreadsheet machine.
Dip and unemployment, that’s how you turn a hobby into a habit.
So you’re dating Duda?
“How to ensure you’re single for cuffing season while #Adulting”
Break up with your significant other.
I always thought the eighth date was the one where you ate takeout in your sweatpants and agreed that sex sounded like too much work.
Let her win? I say crush her. What better way to show you’re a fun laid back guy than Gronk spiking a bean bag. You could also show off how progressive you are by stealing the Mia Hamm shirt over the head move.
I’m in Newport, what about you?
Very much delayed and I doubt you’ll see this but I just posted in the PGP reddit about making an Orange County Groupme
I am. I just posted about starting a GroupMe on the PGP reddit. It would be good to get a happy hour going out in the burbs.
The real question is what do you do to spice up a super boring date? The type where any conversation is like pulling teeth?