Actually using condoms. PGP.
Wade Boggs drinking more in one flight than I can drink in a weekend. PGP.
I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.
Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.
Caught the new hire already job searching at his desk. I’ll let him make the same mistake I did. PGP.
Debating on actually getting insurance or taking one for America and paying the tax penalty. PGP.
Exempt status. PGP.
My condoms expired. PGP.
I just finally paid off my credit card debt. I have no idea what to do now. PGP.
The guy next to me has had a cold since Halloween. PGP.