Your relationship eerily mirroring that of Todd and Girl’s. PGP.

Flirting with the HR girl has to be a trap. PGP.

Not getting invited to the PGP beach vacation. PGP.

The hot girl at the gym said hi to me and it made my day. PGP.

That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.

Spending 90% of your time on Bumble/Tinder during conference calls. PGP.