No one in my office cares about the Derby. I live and work in Kentucky. PGP.

When a rainy Friday night gets you just as excited to stay in and watch a movie as going out used to in college. PGP.

Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.

Our IT manager clicked the scam google docs link. PGP.

Derby Weekend TGDAG. I haven’t been this excited coming into work everyday since I started this job. PGP.

A group of recent college graduates asked me if I’m “also” considered a Millennial. I’m only 25. PGP.

My boss’s opening line in my preformance review was, “Do you even like this job?” Crap. PGP.

A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.