When you want to search for a new job but don’t want to go through the trouble of updating your resume. PGP.

Been trying for a full year to reach 500+ connections on LinkedIn. PGP.

Younger coworkers refer to me as “Grandpa” because I drive my Grandma’s old Lincoln. PGP.

Working harder, not smarter. PGP.

Shirt was on inside out today. Nobody told me. PGP.

Work gave me free tickets to a golf tournament. Broke my leg 2 days later. PGP.