“It would not shock me if she’s the reason The Cowboys are doing fantastic this year”
I laughed at this harder than I really should have. Just kept picturing a big woman snapping the ball to Dak Prescott and laying a nice pull block for Ezekiel Elliott
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16 weeks chew free this past Tuesday. Holler at your boy.
You’ll be glad you quit, and so will your dentist. You can do it, man.
Probably. Also, Sup?
“I feel like my Instagram following has really been growing lately, I know like a million people through my sorority”…
Almost started looking around my cube for something to punch after I read that
Sup?
The account name + avatar and this comment go hand in hand.
Wow, this is true, and made me feel much better. Thanks, chief. Upvoted.
Being less good looking than Tom Ackerley, and therefore being less likely to wife up an A-list celebrity. PGP.
“It would not shock me if she’s the reason The Cowboys are doing fantastic this year”
I laughed at this harder than I really should have. Just kept picturing a big woman snapping the ball to Dak Prescott and laying a nice pull block for Ezekiel Elliott
“A Government survey found 69% of Japanese men do not have a romantic partner”
69…NICE
…works with “emerging adults” to help them transition into a normal, dull adulthood and leave their special snowflake lives behind.
Call me old fashioned, but I always thought that’s what bars were for.
Been pining to leave Ohio for a long time. Dallas is on the radar. It should be on yours, too buddy
“those parties have evolved into full-blown ragers where my goon squad friends and I drink inappropriate quantities of alcohol”
Pretty much sums it up.
Nurse Jackie is here to hit us with some stats. Much appreciated.
Also, sup?
Name checks out.
Anyone else go home for the holidays and find yourself half stoked and half bummed that the world you grew up in kinda moved on without you?
66% may have moaned to hurry up their partners, but 100% of those males still had sex.
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Wondering where the Dale’s and Barry’s are at my own place of employment. This was awesome. Thanks, BnJ
As a younger man, Wedding Crashers made me excited to attend weddings. I have high hopes for the sequel.
Your husband is a lucky man.
Getting stood up by clients and on dates. PGP.