I hate the thought of having children, but if I found a lady like Tami T and she wanted ’em, it would be an honor to raise a few pups with a woman like that.
Met my newborn nephew, and helped my sister and brother in law re-shingle their house all day. They’re taking me to Salt Life in Jacksonville, FL and picking up the tab. So fresh seafood and coronas for me
Well written, Madoff. This is the kind of piece that makes you want to give your old buddies from school a call and let them know you’re thinking about them
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hmu, Jackie
For some reason, de Fries being a candy ass Miami grad doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.
Also, loved the mailbag. Keep these coming.
Congrats on the twins, bud.
Sup, Jackie
*finger guns*
Guess that means I’ll take the right. The back of her head is ridiculous.
“WE ARE GONNA DO UP-DOWNS, UNTIL BLUE IS NO LONGER TIRED, AND THIRSTY”
I’d need a xanny if I ever dropped a hundred beans on sweatpants
Johnny D, you raw doggin’ son of a gun.
Welcome back.
Reaaaally really hoping he “beat Claire’s guts at the derby” just for the terminology that I’m for sure going to start using
I hate the thought of having children, but if I found a lady like Tami T and she wanted ’em, it would be an honor to raise a few pups with a woman like that.
Buy low, sell high. Sup?
$69
“I made ’em extra sloppy for ya.. I know how you kids like ’em SLOPPY”
I’m personally hoping for the Patriots. Gronk and Johnny would be a Batman and Robin bar tandem
Met my newborn nephew, and helped my sister and brother in law re-shingle their house all day. They’re taking me to Salt Life in Jacksonville, FL and picking up the tab. So fresh seafood and coronas for me
The Martin St. Louis one gave me some heavy eye sweats when I read it. The players tribune is always excellent.
Well written, Madoff. This is the kind of piece that makes you want to give your old buddies from school a call and let them know you’re thinking about them
Will, can you please do another live blog soon? Those were gold.
Stock photo girl- probably would.
This was supposed to be a response to someone else.. damn it, these 2 new interns need to get on that edit button ASAP