Had to poop on my lunch break. PGP.

Attempting to network by adding someone you don’t know personally on LinkedIn and then awkwardly meeting them in person. PGP.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.

I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

Starting your day with an Irish coffee, minus the irish. PGP.

Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.