Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

I wonder how bad the line at Chipotle will be tonight PGP

I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

My boss has one of those clocks that plays bird noises on the hour. PGP.

Pretending to be religious to get out of work on Friday PGP.

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

It’s only Wednesday. PGP

Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.