Basically lived at McDo in Paris one summer. Maxi Super meal was 8€ and came with a Big Mac, 6 piece nugget, wedges, and a drink(Kronenberg 1664 for me). Oh and they had free wifi.
Professional golfers and Formula 1 drivers. Oh, I get sponsors and a paycheck to be a badass? I’d probably watch the movie Frozen to memorize some shit to sing as I cartwheel out of bed everyday.
Was hoping you would mention the bandwagon of Brasil, Spain, Portugal, or Argentina fans. We get it. You’ve seen one Man City, Real Madrid, Man U, or Barcelona game. As an Arsenal fan, I personally will be rooting for Les Bleus. The Yanks will be my second pick but they are legitimately fucked in their group.
Love your columns Knox. Could’ve just listed the movie titles and my mind would’ve created a myriad of things you might have written while I zone out staring at this computer screen. #PGP
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“Some days you are the bug and some days you are the windshield.” -going to work sucks no matter how pleasant the commute.
Smoking up and writing articles that linger like a bad fart. PGP
Who hasn’t done the Buffalo Bill tuck with a girl they literally just saw naked. What a prude.
#3 I mean, it’s better than throwing the meat javelin solo.
Hitting a woman with a belt? That’s assault brother.
Basically lived at McDo in Paris one summer. Maxi Super meal was 8€ and came with a Big Mac, 6 piece nugget, wedges, and a drink(Kronenberg 1664 for me). Oh and they had free wifi.
Richard Scrushy walked free but his CFO went to the slammer. #PGP
As the southern Louisiana creole saying goes, “If you want lagniappe, you should give lagniappe”.
It takes longer than 6 minutes to take a grumpy. And that happen more than once a day.
Tim Howard = Common
My friends and I poopchat daily. We’ve mastered the “shirtless pharoah”(think about it), “thinker on the stinker”, and the “upperdeck cruiser”
Professional golfers and Formula 1 drivers. Oh, I get sponsors and a paycheck to be a badass? I’d probably watch the movie Frozen to memorize some shit to sing as I cartwheel out of bed everyday.
“bro” or “brah”
Arsenal also put hardware in the trophy room this year. GFL
Was hoping you would mention the bandwagon of Brasil, Spain, Portugal, or Argentina fans. We get it. You’ve seen one Man City, Real Madrid, Man U, or Barcelona game. As an Arsenal fan, I personally will be rooting for Les Bleus. The Yanks will be my second pick but they are legitimately fucked in their group.
I went to Highbury before they tore it down in 2006. GFL.
Got my first handy and roadie in my Explorer. Then I rolled it. It’s been all downhill from there.
Love your columns Knox. Could’ve just listed the movie titles and my mind would’ve created a myriad of things you might have written while I zone out staring at this computer screen. #PGP
Jorts are coming into style? Must have gone to Florida.
One of these is not like the others.