Today is my last day of undergrad… welcome home. PGP.

Having your headphones break in the middle of the workday. PGP.

Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.

Went to a wedding this weekend and fell when I was blacked out. Everyone at work is asking how I got the bruise on my face. PGP.

I just sat though a conference call at a house party. PGP.

Wanted to catch up on some sleep this weekend, woke up at 6 out of habit. PGP.

“Let’s discuss offline” – said during an in-person meeting. PGP.