Danny Ocean

Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.

Member Since 01/15/2017

“Hey, how’s it going?” “Well, it’s going…”

Post Grad Problems

I’ve started greeting clients and partners with “How the hell are ya?” when I see them. I’m 24.

Post Grad Problems

Looking Back On The Things I Learned in College That Weren’t Taught In Class

The 8 People Who Are On Every Party Bus

My intern is getting married before me.

Post Grad Problems

I’m Not Going To Have Sex With You Just Because You Bought Me A Drink, Okay?

Fear Of Rejection Is Worthless

The Night Out: A Fairytale

Returning from a four-day weekend and already ready for the week to be over.

Post Grad Problems

When You Schedule Your Work Meeting And What It Says About You