Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

1: “What are you getting into this weekend?” 2: “Probably just the usual.” PGP.

Making your lunch the night before so you get an extra ten minutes of sleep in the morning. PGP.

People my age are buying houses, and I’m still trying to budget out groceries. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Accidentally swiped left on the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. PGP.

When you’re not sure if your boss is hanging around because he knows you have nothing to do, or if he’s bored because he also has nothing to do. PGP.

New office policies clearly being directed toward you. PGP.