I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

The VP of my department has a mullet. PGP.

This is my cube. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cube is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My cube, without me, is useless. Without my cube, I am useless. PGP.

Staying two extra minutes late, but just so you don’t have to walk out with anybody. PGP.

Pooping in peace should be a basic human right. PGP.

Coffee simultaneously serving as a pick-me-up and a laxative. PGP.

Really excited about the leftovers I brought for lunch today, you guys. PGP.

Praying your check goes in at midnight to cover your “Thirsty Thursday” bar tab. PGP.

1: “Why do they even have the sort from High to Low option?” 2: “To make you feel poor.” PGP.

Spent over four hours today trying to figure out the Rubik’s Cube on the Google home page. PGP.