Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

I’m still hourly. PGP.

Bringing your lunch to work so you can afford to drink after. PGP.

The combined record of my college team, my pro team, and my two fantasy football teams: 1-12. PGP.

Being that guy who brings store bought items to the monthly company potluck. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

I don’t poop at home so I have something to do at the office. PGP.

Watching 60 Minutes. PGP.

Every Friday at noon my boss tells me to “Have a good weekend, kiddo” as he heads out the door. PGP.