I found out that my boss’s monthly dog food budget is almost exactly four times my monthly human food budget. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

There was a fight today in the office. I was at lunch. PGP.

My girlfriend’s Pinterest is full of engagement rings. PGP.

Pre-gaming a concert with a nap. PGP.