Being of so little importance that you aren’t even targeted by company-wide phishing emails. PGP.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

Still sore 3 days after my softball game

“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

Snapchat can go to hell with it’s new “Lakeside Summer” Story. PGP

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

I wish my boss would take longer vacations.