DeFries didn’t do an Oscars live blog. PGP.

People I haven’t talked to in over 15 years giving me LinkedIn endorsements. PGP.

Got assigned my first solo business trip. Got cancelled because I’m not old enough to rent a car. PGP.

Justifying your random assortment of furniture with “My future wife is just going to throw out all of my things anyway”. PGP.

I wonder what millionaires would think if they knew that the people managing their money can’t remember to flush the toilet. PGP.

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk