My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.
Taking vacations scrolling through Google Earth. PGP
Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.
Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.
Dr. Pepper not putting his degree to use.
I moved to Omaha today. PGP.
Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.
Getting Veterans Day off, but not Christmas Eve. PGP.
Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.