My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.

Taking vacations scrolling through Google Earth. PGP

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

Dr. Pepper not putting his degree to use.

I moved to Omaha today. PGP.

Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.

Getting Veterans Day off, but not Christmas Eve. PGP.

Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.