Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP

Failed at having morning sex because he has bad knees and I got a leg cramp. PGP.

I was showing a senior analyst something on my laptop and accidentally hit the alt+tab keys, then he saw multiple LinkedIn jobs pages. PGP.

I live and work in two different time zones. PGP.

I just got notice I’m getting transferred to Tulsa. PGP.