It kind of looks like the hot girl in the office got a boob job, but I can’t tell and there’s no one here I can confer with. PGP

My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.

I cut my own hair. PGP.

I have perfected the art of “looking busy.” PGP.

Anytime a co-worker asks me what I’ve been up to at work, the go to response is: “Just been putting out some fires”

“Here’s something I’ve noticed about you…” PGP