Your office self and non-office self being the modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

Diversity classes.

Probably should have thrown some vodka in my OJ this morning

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

“What’d you think of Bernie and Clinton last night?”

I had to teach my 43 year-old boss today how to properly tie a tie.

The sweet smell of no new emails in the morning.

How the fuck is it only Monday?

I’ve received 3 emails in the past hour reminding me we don’t have Columbus Day off.

Getting caught in the crossfire of an interdepartmental war.