Getting offers for vacations you’ll never be able to afford

Inadvertently hitting enter in the middle of an IM making you look illiterate

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

I jaywalked this morning just to feel alive

Discovering not all office toilets are created equally

“I’m going to need to speak with your supervisor.” PGP.

The guy next to me has had a cold since Halloween. PGP.

So much access to bank accounts and social security numbers. All I need is a little push from the right person. PGP.

Work being an excuse to get away from my family during the holidays. PGP.