The end of Fantasy Football and the long, long wait to March Madness

People think I’m growing a beard, I’m just too lazy to go buy razors.

Listening to George Carlin at work. PGPM

Somebody fucked with my chair.

I got excited about Black Friday deals, and then remembered I have to work Black Friday.

All of my hot keys were erased and now I have no idea how to do anything.

People who TYPE IN ALL CAPS. PGP.

I would be drinking right now if I was still in school.

Fantasy league trash talk just got a little too personal.

Immediately deleting any emails requesting volunteers.