She let our Bumble connection expire

I was suppose to have the day off, but apparently half our team called in sick, so…here I am.

“House of Cards? Is that about like, a poker player?”

People you don’t know who know your name

I really should just quit.

Intentionally requesting PTO the Friday before a Monday holiday. PGPM

I told one coworker I smoked pot a few times in college one time, and now he’s constantly asking if I “know a guy”

Someone brought tuna into the office and now I can taste it in my coffee.

Everything gives me heartburn.

Every time our boss sends out a mass email, the person across from me insists on reading it out loud.