Say what you will, but if taking my birthday off to get a massage, facial and gamble at the casino, all before noon, is a trash move, then call me a trash dinosaur.
Just keep your quarters out of our machines. I can’t tell you how many times as a kid (probably like, 3 times) I would receive 3 quarters and one of your damn moose coins.
I would say everyone should experience one night game in a stadium of 100,000+. Just the atmosphere of that many people packed in one building is something you can’t quite put into words.
Every time I take my car in for a simple tune-up, I always half expect the mechanic to come out to the lobby, give me this somber look and say, “We lost her.”
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Taco Bell just has an authenticity that can’t be matched outside of Mexico.
Say what you will, but if taking my birthday off to get a massage, facial and gamble at the casino, all before noon, is a trash move, then call me a trash dinosaur.
Kamil is a Strong Sell.
You can look up those recipes and go buy the ingredients yourself for half the price. It doesn’t make someone a good cook, just fiscally dumb.
This would be actually kind of cool if it was a physical stand that held several different holograms.
You had me at sticky cleavage.
When I get home from work, it’s pants off, hoodie on.
Not majestic enough to let me play Time Crisis at the rink.
Just keep your quarters out of our machines. I can’t tell you how many times as a kid (probably like, 3 times) I would receive 3 quarters and one of your damn moose coins.
“Luckily for everyone…”
*Unfortunately for everyone…
I would say everyone should experience one night game in a stadium of 100,000+. Just the atmosphere of that many people packed in one building is something you can’t quite put into words.
And we’ve had some truly horrendous takes, so this is actually quite the accomplishment.
Every time I take my car in for a simple tune-up, I always half expect the mechanic to come out to the lobby, give me this somber look and say, “We lost her.”
Spike has to be higher just for the fact that the guy did double-duty sports villain in Little Giants and Brink.
While I’m not a fan of the pumpkin beer, I will be starting this NFL season off with an Sam Adams Oktoberfest.
If you have to explain something was a joke, it wasn’t a very good joke.
Hot take: Colton isn’t a virgin.
To be honest, I don’t hate that pants/shoes combo.
Was totally the weather’s fault.
Neat.