I’ll probably be alone in this, but let’s stop celebrating Johnny Manziel. The guy has a bad drinking problem and may not make it to 30, didn’t work hard and blew his shot. He’s kind of everything you hope your kid grows up not to be.
Our school passed a “social host” ordinance my junior year. Any party that gets broken up, whether people are of age or not, everyone on the lease fined $1000. Second time, everyone on the lease is evicted.
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*Stay on the pill, rescue a puppy
I’ll probably be alone in this, but let’s stop celebrating Johnny Manziel. The guy has a bad drinking problem and may not make it to 30, didn’t work hard and blew his shot. He’s kind of everything you hope your kid grows up not to be.
You’re not alone. I don’t want to take care of something that still shits its pants when he’s sober.
Use a condom, rescue a puppy.
Efficiency. You’re not going to write a letter to ask if someone wants to go tonight.
Up pretty late?
Is there an app for this?
Your reverse psychology won’t work on me. Just Googled “cheap Dallas apartments.”
After only 3 short years
Girl is thirsty, bro. Let her take a sip.
I did that a few years back. Still haven’t hung up the art.
What was the timeline from ordering the first round to Puke Fest ’16?
Are we sure this isn’t from The Onion?
Sorry, not school, the city did, but when it’s a college town, the school was behind it.
Story time…?
If she’s at the bar with guys who can drink and buy her drinks, but would rather be sending you Snapchats, she’s probably not fooling around.
Our school passed a “social host” ordinance my junior year. Any party that gets broken up, whether people are of age or not, everyone on the lease fined $1000. Second time, everyone on the lease is evicted.
He picked Ricky Fowler to win.
Tell us how you really feel.
And nobody ever enjoys being murdered.