That mother fucker deserves to get knocked the hell out. Keep living the dream brother. Having an unplanned child with a chick you barely know is a hell of a lot more embarrassing than buying plan b anyway
Being an engineer is great. Becoming one sucked, and about 85% of the people in all my college classes were the worst people I’ve ever encountered. Couldn’t imagine working with any of them. Arrogant and condescending is the law of the land in engineering, professors included.
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It’s really just saving you money in the long run. I like it
You already lost all credibility. I wouldn’t dig yourself deeper
Last time I ate a brownie before flying, not one second went by where I wasn’t 100% certain the flight was going to crash
Anna Kendrick just has it
Any of these guys could buy my entire apartment building for cash and barely notice their checking account balance go down.
I know a few non engineers with a similar skill set
Sounds like a place I need to relocate to
Not sure if I’d call this genius or “asshole”
Not being able to follow the last one because you’re the only one not married or engaged in your department. PGP.
You’re a mad man
(Solely in the abdominal area)
You and me both brother
Eat shit, France.
Do you live in Philly or should I expand my Bumble radius?
The question remains: can you still crush a happy hour with the boys though?
Spit AND the pickles are still on it
I pictured Kim Jong Un
That mother fucker deserves to get knocked the hell out. Keep living the dream brother. Having an unplanned child with a chick you barely know is a hell of a lot more embarrassing than buying plan b anyway
Being an engineer is great. Becoming one sucked, and about 85% of the people in all my college classes were the worst people I’ve ever encountered. Couldn’t imagine working with any of them. Arrogant and condescending is the law of the land in engineering, professors included.
If it’s cheaper than uberx I’m in