CorporateClimber

California guy coming to you live from the Mile High City. I enjoy weekend day drinking, handing out my business cards, and ordering pizza while hungover. I do not enjoy "working through lunch", folding laundry, or small domesticated animals that evolution should have stamped out long ago. Chipotle will be catered at my wedding. Feel free to call me out on Twitter. Division II grad.

Member Since 10/08/2014

The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

Post Grad Problems

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My boss has been mass sending pictures of his kids out trick or treating to the entire department, all morning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Feeling untouchable after your boss comes to talk to you and you actually have work on your computer screen. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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Frank Ricard forgetting his birthday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Praying there’s a hot secretary when you drop something off at another company’s office. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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