California guy coming to you live from the Mile High City. I enjoy weekend day drinking, handing out my business cards, and ordering pizza while hungover. I do not enjoy "working through lunch", folding laundry, or small domesticated animals that evolution should have stamped out long ago. Chipotle will be catered at my wedding. Feel free to call me out on Twitter. Division II grad.
“Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on!”
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So true
Unless someone is seriously invading your personal bubble, you should be fine after popping a couple ice breakers.
Solid use of the word imbibing. Hadn’t heard that one since SAT prep
“Thanks for littering!” said no one, ever. Jackass.
“Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on!”
Sometimes you just gotta be a problem solver
I’m just spitballing here, but could you have quickly and discreetly jerked it in the restaurant bathroom?
Good call on the prenup.
I’ve always been a fan of Ankles On The Shoulders
Dwight’s top power moves next?
I’ve already burned two hours. Thank you!
Thanks for bailing me out McGannon, my guess was way off.
What does PGPM stand for?
Tinder matching with a boyfriend?
It’s awesome to see someone take a swing at The Man and knock it right out of the park. Congrats to Tosh
What the hell does PGPM mean? I can’t figure it out!
OKCupid. It’s like fishing with dynamite
Dagger bro…
What’s wrong with Jack Sparrow?
Yea so I was about to go grab some dinner… but I’m good for now. Food and #buttstuff don’t have any more appeal to me