Wondering if the office milf would cheat on her husband. PGP

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Listening to coworkers rephrase SportsCenter sound bites as their own opinions. PGP.

Having more stacks of plastic to-go cups than nice drinking glasses in your apartment. PGP.

Somebody just microwaved broccoli again. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP