I just told somebody to “join the team.” I feel like a little part of me has died.

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

Having symptoms of low testosterone in your mid-twenties. PGP.

Pulled an all-nighter, and by all-nighter I mean I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. PGP.

Pregaming a dinner party. PGP

Being unofficially forced to throw in money for my boss’s going away gift. He’s only been my boss for 3 months. PGP.

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

Praying for the lay off so I get severance, and a break. PGP.

Had to turn down a higher paying job today because I just started this one three weeks ago. #PGP.

Seeing the “now hiring managers” sign at the drive-thru, and actually thinking about it. PGP.