23 Negative Thoughts You Have While Looking at Spring Break Photos as a Postgrad

20 Things A Bitter Postgrad Looking At Spring Break Pics Thinks

No one does schadenfreude like a bitter 24-year-old.

1. You’ll probably get in a fight.

2. If you drove, that ride home is going to suuuuuck.

3. So many douche bags.

4. Oh God, another eighties cover band?

5. Have fun in class on Monday.

6. Those girls weren’t even that hot.

7. Watch out for STDs.

8. If you didn’t get laid then you just wasted a bunch of money.

9. You cheated on your girlfriend.

10. You cheated on your boyfriend.

11. Now you can’t pass a drug test.

12. Bet you ate like shit all week.

13. Hope your credit card isn’t still at The Swamp Club.

14. Have fun with those overdraft fees.

15. It’s all downhill from here.

16. Six dudes in one room? Have fun.

17. Hope you don’t miss your flight home.

18. We partied harder than that.

19. I hope it rains.

20. Enjoy it while it lasts.

21. I’m too old to be looking at this.

22. I smell a TSA pat down.

23. Good luck with that sunburn.

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