The feeling of walking into an empty restroom. PGP

It took a year of networking and befriending IT to get the Wifi password. PGP

I feel like a western gunslinger whenever I alt-tab as my boss walks by. PGP

Just got an outlook invite for an ice cream and cake party to celebrate my last day of work. Fuck. PGP

I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP

My work spouse is starting to send me good morning texts. PGP

The sound of typing will be the end of me today.