Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

“Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far. Far far away from here.”

“Rough night last night?” PGP.

Coworker I cant stand walks in the office….headphones go in #pgp

Hoping one of the newly graduated employees will be hot. PGP.

I don’t care about your kids.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

“When I was your age, I was just like you.” PGP.