Cody Sutton

Cody Mack Sutton is a born and raised Texan that only took five and a half years to proudly graduate from Texas A&M University. If he had a resume, it would probably be long and distinguished. Often referred to by his family as a "Renaissance Man,” Cody is currently holding out for a Senior level management position with a corner office.

Member Since 09/10/2014

I feel like my coworkers know when I take a dump. PGP.

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Being the guy who brought the dish no one eats at a work potluck. PGP.

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