Cody Sutton

Cody Mack Sutton is a born and raised Texan that only took five and a half years to proudly graduate from Texas A&M University. If he had a resume, it would probably be long and distinguished. Often referred to by his family as a "Renaissance Man,” Cody is currently holding out for a Senior level management position with a corner office.

Member Since 09/10/2014

7 Absolutely Fascinating Facts About Our Generation’s Defining Condiment, Ranch Dressing

Spot on. (Also, be warned, there’s some NSFW language.)

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5 Things Young Couples Need To Stop Doing

Alfonso Ribeiro Might Have To Leave DWTS After Sustaining Multiple Injuries From Doing “The Carlton Dance”

Ate lunch alone today. Happy birthday to me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Negative net worth. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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IT’S BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD RUN.

Entire Fireworks Display Detonates At The Same Time

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Post Grad Problems