Cody Mack Sutton is a born and raised Texan that only took five and a half years to proudly graduate from Texas A&M University. If he had a resume, it would probably be long and distinguished. Often referred to by his family as a "Renaissance Man,” Cody is currently holding out for a Senior level management position with a corner office.
I bought my daughter a $1200 Taylor guitar on her first birthday so she would learn to love guitar like me. Turns out all she gives a shit about is “Frozen.” I got a little overzealous. My son turns a year old next month and guess what he’s getting?… A fucking cardboard box.
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Why did you go?
She’s still the homecoming queen, nerd.
She didn’t get paid.
High risk = high reward
Suit up.
I bought my daughter a $1200 Taylor guitar on her first birthday so she would learn to love guitar like me. Turns out all she gives a shit about is “Frozen.” I got a little overzealous. My son turns a year old next month and guess what he’s getting?… A fucking cardboard box.
Yes it is. It is the end of the world when you have kids.
I’m here for the gangbang?
Finally a video that made it easy to cum quick and easily.
To me it’s very American. Commissioners are always communist assholes.
If I’ve just changed one life, it was all worth it.
Hilarious. Everyone relates most to being a piece of shit.
There are thousands of these and they’re just amazing. I’ll give it a shot.
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fuck.
Dude, my degree is thumbtacked to my wall. Don’t expect much from me.
Exactly.
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queso is Spanish for orgasm.