Cody Sutton

Cody Mack Sutton is a born and raised Texan that only took five and a half years to proudly graduate from Texas A&M University. If he had a resume, it would probably be long and distinguished. Often referred to by his family as a "Renaissance Man,” Cody is currently holding out for a Senior level management position with a corner office.

Member Since 09/10/2014

The only “company ink” I could “dip my pen in” is the divorced 55-year-old office manager. PGP.

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Fell asleep in the bathroom again. PGP.

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My parents asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said a brake job on my truck. PGP.

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My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.

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Jake from State Farm working until three in the morning, PGP.

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Being jealous of the potential Ebola patients who are quarantined at home for 21 days. PGP.

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I’m really going to start taking things seriously next week. PGP.

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