Charlie

Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at charliepgp@gmail.com or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

Power Ranking Every Interaction I Had At The Office On My Last Day Before A Week-Long Vacation

I Got Fat In 2016

I Re-Lived My College Nightmare Today And It Was Just As Bad As I Remember

What I Said On My Date Last Night Vs. What I Meant

A Dialogue Between My Mother And I About Coming Home For The Holidays

Love, Heartbreak, And Everything Else That Goes Along With Chicago’s Biggest Christmas Bar Crawl

The Difference Between Being A ‘Beard Guy’ And Just A ‘Guy With A Beard’

The Realization That You’re A Bar Regular And What Comes With It

Through The Gate Or Over The Fence: What’s The Proper Way To Pee?

I Got Kicked Out Of My Hometown Bar