Charlie

Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at charliepgp@gmail.com or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

Everything I’ve Done This Week To Deter Me From Success: Week Of January 19

Wash Your Fucking Hands

My Night At An Emo Bar Gave Me An Identity Crisis

How Someone’s Failed Attempt To Ruin My Date Had The Complete Opposite Effect

Everything I’ve Done This Week To Deter Me From Success

Some Thoughts I Have After My Bumble Date Last Night

Some Questions I Have Before My Bumble Date Tonight

Do You Wear A Winter Coat To The Bar?

I’m Done With Trying Not To Fail

An Honest Timeline Of My First Day Back From Vacation