Even if your friends can’t make it, do something for yourself. Pick up a new hobby, hit the gym, go to museums, see the Cubs by yourself. Life is what you make it man. Best of luck to you.
Foolproof plan:
Call them, but end the call. They text back asking if you called.
You tell them that you wanted to ask them out over a call to make it more personal, you then reap all the benefits of a call while still asking them out through a text.
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I’m sure our consumption of wine amongst other alcoholic beverages will exponentially rise as we continue to deal with this election cycle.
New number, who dis?
I think the most reasonable and obvious choice would be to not care at all about what your neighbor thinks.
Even if your friends can’t make it, do something for yourself. Pick up a new hobby, hit the gym, go to museums, see the Cubs by yourself. Life is what you make it man. Best of luck to you.
The fact that you have a 3 day weekend every week and don’t utilize it to its fullest is blasphemy.
We all have to make sacrifices for the things we love
But did you guys make out again? Nothing gets people in the mood more than a gigantic bowl of soup.
Your title really undersold how depressing that would be.
Honestly, that’s just inconsiderate to everyone.
Well you did technically get a “pepperoni” slice, you have to be more specific next time.
Foolproof plan:
Call them, but end the call. They text back asking if you called.
You tell them that you wanted to ask them out over a call to make it more personal, you then reap all the benefits of a call while still asking them out through a text.
Anytime you’re invited to Vegas, you must accept it.
Next week on TGDAG: Get baby fever and “forget” to take her birth control
That’s a definite yes
The best advice I learned about promptness was from my Pledge Ed:
“If you’re early, then you’re on time. If you’re on time, then you’re late. And if you’re late, then you’re fucked.”
My name is on the boys list and I would rather have any name on that list in place of Xavier or Seven.
Cool, what state are we meeting in
Apparently you also tip really well when you’re drunk
Wanna grab a drink this weekend?
I don’t have any of these red flags in my bumble, Sup.